Quick Thoughts

  • We’re so ready for Bush to leave office that Obama’s daughters first day at a new school is newsworthy.
  • Secret Service agents are so trained in taking a bullet for the man that a flying shoe would cause an agent to not even twitch.
  • I’ve yet to eat a candy cane off of our Christmas tree.
  • They talk about where the money will come from to rebuild our highway infrastructure.  Can’t they get it from where they usually do – thin air?  If the country is in financial debt, where did all that bailout money come from?
  • Bill Clinton ruined it for Hillary and George Bush ruined it for Jeb.
  • When retailers go out of business people flock in looking for bargains.  GM should ax the Buick brand and blowout their inventories at historically low prices.  Warranties will still be backed by Chevy or Pontiac dealers.  Then move all Buick efforts to China where it actually succeeds.  Now you’ve gotten rid of dead weight and helped put money into the economy at the same time.

2 comments on “Quick Thoughts

  1. brother john says:

    i think you should write the inserts for fortune cookies.

  2. sara says:

    i saw this bumper sticker that said “out of a job yet? no? then keep buying foreign…” and i wondered if that guy really doesn’t have anything foreign made in his house of collections.

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